Being Rebel Wilson
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Does anyone know my good buddy Carl from Shameless? He performs as Miley Cyrus on the Bangerz tour when she needs a night off. I can&#8217;t believe I&#8217;m telling you this but please keep this a secret you guys, this  is very private Hollywood stuff :)

Does anyone know my good buddy Carl from Shameless? He performs as Miley Cyrus on the Bangerz tour when she needs a night off. I can’t believe I’m telling you this but please keep this a secret you guys, this  is very private Hollywood stuff :)

The best part of working in close contact with Channing Tatum is that when my weenie comes untaped and it pokes him, he believes it when I tell him I have an Elmer’s glue stick in my pocket. 

The worst part is that he wants to eat the glue stick :/

I suppose the toughest part of this entire hoax was reading in Deadspin that Michael Cera was 80&#160;% sure that Seth Rogen is actually Lena Dunham. First of all, this is an outrage. They look nothing a like. But second of all, 80&#160;%??? Why such an oddly specific number??  &#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.

I suppose the toughest part of this entire hoax was reading in Deadspin that Michael Cera was 80 % sure that Seth Rogen is actually Lena Dunham. First of all, this is an outrage. They look nothing a like. But second of all, 80 %??? Why such an oddly specific number??  ………….

Now everyone is calling me Bruce Vilanch. Hahahaha. Last time I ever wear glasses.

Now everyone is calling me Bruce Vilanch. Hahahaha. Last time I ever wear glasses.

Remember that Seinfeld episode with the lady cracking the lobster tails?????

Remember that Seinfeld episode with the lady cracking the lobster tails?????

"I consider Marlon and Shawn Wayans a Lewis and Clark of sorts. Except black."

Simultaneously filming Money Ball and Bridesmaids was challenging BUT very fulfilling.

Simultaneously filming Money Ball and Bridesmaids was challenging BUT very fulfilling.

No, uh, you’re probably right, the title of this song and the first 2 lines are a total coincidence. 

I am making this face because my penis is taped to my leg and it itches.

I am making this face because my penis is taped to my leg and it itches.

On the set of 21 Jump Street, Channing Tatum said to me, &#8220;If Michael Phelps eats 10,000 calories a day, how many do you eat?&#8221; jk he&#8217;s too autistic to make that joke

On the set of 21 Jump Street, Channing Tatum said to me, “If Michael Phelps eats 10,000 calories a day, how many do you eat?” jk he’s too autistic to make that joke